Watermelon Bubblegum Frenzy

So, I'm pretty much sick of law school.
I'm over the excitement of something new and promising.
It's kind of like sampling something at Baskin Robbins.
You try out the "Watermelon Bubblegum Frenzy" - you don't commit.
Well, we committed.
Now it's just pure torture.
And "Watermelon Bubblegum Frenzy" is the hell we live in.
And I'm not even the law student.
My husband is.
I chose the "Mint Chocolate Chip" - the old standby.
But I encouraged the "Watermelon Bubblegum Frenzy"
And now by default my golden standard is tainted.
Tainted with red die and fake watermelon seeds made out of licorice.

I miss him.
I think I'm gonna go eat some ice cream.